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:: Funny SMS ::
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Girl: na
cher larkiyon ko paap h oga,
kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga
boy: dua karta hoon k teri baat sachi ho
jo mujhe baap kahe woh teri bachi ho.
(Sender = Sidra)
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can u guess y did God create u before me?
that's because he wanted to create a
sample before creating a
Master Piece
(Sender = Zaibi)
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Har
khushi se khobsurat teri sham kar doon
apna balance aur sim tere naam kar doon
mil jaye agar ek bar tu mujhe
chummiyan le le k tera bura haal kar doon
(Sender =
Sahid
Ali)
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put your hand on my hand
and hold my back with your other hand
touch your lips with my lips
and taste how hot I m
bas bas
ab zada free mut hona
i m only a cup of Tea.
(Sender = Sadia)
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sms karain gaye hum ek duje ko
bari bari
humain lagti hai ye rasam badi piyari
ye sms milte he ek sms bhej dena,
kyon k humain bilkul pasand nahi udhari
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
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Kabhi yaad aaye to phone kar lena
paise kam hoon to sms kar lena,
agar ye bhi nahi kar sako to
mobile dahi main daal kar vibration on karna aur
Lassi pi lena
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
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I saw someone in the
coffee shop
attractive, graceful, intelligent,
very smart more like a celebrity
i went closer
oh God ye
mirrors bhi na
(Sender = SP)
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true friends stand behind u during your bad
times.
u want a documentary proof?
in future check out your marriage album.
u will find all friends behind u.
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
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Khuda kare
tum ko judai na mile
kabhi bhi tanhai na mile
mujhe sms na karo to kuch aisa ho k
mousam ho sardi ka aur tum ko razai na mile
(Sender =
Sadia)
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Dono
Eyes pe,
dono cheeks pe
do bar lips pe
ek bar neck pe
do bar neck se zara niche
sone se zara pehle
Honey lotion zaror lagain
(Sender = Sadia)
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