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:: Funny SMS ::
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aap ne sms kiya aap ki
nawazish hai,
aap ka sms karna bhi lagti aik sazish hai,
kya really aap hamko miss karte hain ,
ya hathon mai aap k kharish hai.
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Thought
of the day...
Kabhi ye mut socho k tumhare boyfriend ne
tumhain kitna romantic message bheja hai.
Hamesha socho....
Usay
kis ne bheja hoga? :p
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Allah hi Allah kiya karo ,
dukh na kisi ko diya karo,
1 rupay ka sms hai,
kabhi kabhi to kia karo.
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mohabbat karo ibadat k saath,
pyar karo sachai k saath,
dosti karo dianat k saath,
SmS parh lia!
chalo ab reply karo, sharafat k saath
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if paper come very tuff in exam,
during exam just close your eyes for a moment
take deep breath and say loudly,
"This is very interesting subject I want to study again."
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Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna, phekne me kami mat karna,
mouka mila to peche be dekhna, or 1 bat yaad rakhna
aage wale ka paper apna samajhna
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu
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When I Miss u, I read your sms,
When I want to see u, I close my eyes,
and When I want to hear u,
I throw a stone at a Donkey. :p
(Sender = SP)
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When I was sad u were there,
When I was crying u were there,
When I was unhappy u were there,
Now I have understood,
"K sare fasad ki jar tum he ho."
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
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God saw u Hungary, He gave u food.
He saw u thirsty, he gave u water.
He saw u sleepy, he gave u bed.
He saw u friendless...
Te mennu phansa ditta
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
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