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:: Jokes SMS ::
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Papu: Allah tu mujhe 100 Rs
dega to 50 teri rah main dounga
raste main us ko 50Rs mile.
papu bola: Sarkar itna bhi bharosa nahi, pehle he kaat liye
(Sender = SP)
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2 sardars went to a call girl.
1st went in, came out & said: no, my wife is better.
2nd went in, came out and said: u r right,
your wife is better.
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
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2 men r searching for
their lost wifes.
1st: how's your wife look like?
2nd: beautiful, bold, tall, blue eyez.
what about yours?
1st: meri ko maar goli chal teri dhoundain.
(Sender = Sidra)
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Sardar's leave application:
Dear Sir,
my wife is ill. As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
kindly grant me leave for one day.
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
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Sardar traveling in PIA.
air hostess comes to him and said
aap ko PIA ka mahol kaisa laga?
sardar: bilkul ghar jaisa.
ghar main bhi mujhe koi mouh nahi lagata
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
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pathan: u cheated me
shop-keeper: no sir, i sold a good radio to u.
pathan: radio label shows made in Japan.
but radio says
This is Radio Pakistan.
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
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Husband aur wife hotel main
gaye tab he ek lady ne Hello kaha
wife: koun thi woh?
husband: tum dimag kharab mut karo,
main pehle he pareshan hoon k woh bhi yahi pochegi.
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
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Faqir: 10Rs dedo chai peyonga
seth: chai to 5 ki hai
faqir: girl friend ko bhi phelaonga
seth: faqiron ne bi girl friend bana li
faqir: nahi saab girl friend ne faqir bana diya.
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
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wife: jab tum desi sharab pite
ho to mujhe paro kehte ho
jab Whisky pete ho to Darling kehte ho,
aaj kiya pia hai jo Churail keh rahe ho?
husband: aaj main hosh main hoon.
(Sender = SP)
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twins babies born in a sardar house
sardar couldn't sleep whole night
continuously thinking
who is the father of second one baby?
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
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